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A dad holding a baby near a pellet smoker on a backyard patio

Before and After: Smoking Baby Back Ribs With An 11-Month-Old

It's 6:14 AM on a damp Portland Saturday, exactly 43.7 degrees outside, and I'm standing on my patio holding a squirming eleven-month-old in my left arm and a slippery rack of raw pork in my right. I'm staring at the...

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A toddler looking at a baby chick in a grassy backyard enclosure.

The truth about moving your backyard chicks outdoors safely

The guy at the rural feed store with the missing thumb told me four weeks. The homesteading influencer on TikTok, who somehow wears pristine white linen in an active barn, said eight weeks minimum. My neighbor who treats her three...

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A dad sitting on a nursery floor organizing tiny baby socks next to a wooden play gym.

The Existential Dread of Nursery Organization at 2 AM

I'm currently sitting cross-legged on the floor of my daughter's room at 2:14 AM, using a camping headlamp to sort her organic cotton socks by color gradient. The smart thermostat is locked at exactly 69.5 degrees, the humidifier is outputting...

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Sarah holding a coffee cup next to a messy dining booster seat

What Does Baby Booster Mean? My Chaotic Guide To Seats And Sanity

Tuesday, 4:13 PM. It’s pouring rain, my iced coffee is watering down to a depressing beige puddle in my cupholder, and I'm standing next to my Honda CR-V staring at my phone while Leo, who's four and possesses the lung...

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A close up of a baby's hand reaching near a baseboard in a nursery.

What Does a Baby Cockroach Look Like? My 2 AM Nursery Panic

Dear Jess from six months ago, Put down the heavy shoe, stop crying into the clean laundry basket, and take a deep breath. You're sitting on the nursery floor at 2 AM with a flashlight, going down a frantic internet...

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A cardboard box with a heat lamp and yellow baby chicks inside.

What I Wish I Knew Before Feeding Our Backyard Baby Chicks

Dear Sarah of exactly six months ago, You're currently sitting in the driver's seat of the Subaru in the Tractor Supply parking lot. Your iced coffee is sweating all over the center console, you're wearing that stained gray college sweatshirt...

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Mom cleaning up a spilled dark craft beer next to a baby play mat and scattered wooden toys.

Dear Past Jess: What You Need to Know About Sweet Baby Jesus Beer

I'm currently sitting on the floor of the den with a bottle of carpet cleaner in one hand and a rag in the other, aggressively scrubbing a dark, sticky stain out of the rug while my one-year-old screams from the...

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A stressed mom holding a baby card and a spilled iced coffee in the greeting card aisle

A Letter To Myself: Stop Buying Crap and Write a Better Baby Card

Dear Sarah from last October, You're currently standing in the greeting card aisle at the Target on Route 17, wearing those black leggings with the mysterious yogurt stain on the left knee, holding an iced oat milk latte that's aggressively...

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Mother sitting on the floor playing with her toddler using wooden toys instead of a digital screen.

Protecting Kids from the Baby Animals Porn Man Search Threat

I used to think you could just hand a toddler a tablet, toggle the little settings menu to 'preschool age,' and walk away to make a cup of chai in peace. I genuinely believed the tech companies had it all...

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