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A stylish gender-neutral baby shower setup with earth tones and wooden toys

Why our gender-neutral baby shower actually saved my sanity

I was standing in a stranger’s kitchen in Hackney, trying to discreetly spit out a bright blue cupcake that tasted distinctly of Smurf and regret, when I realised everything I believed about the modern baby shower was entirely wrong. Before...

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Stressed mom holding a blue baby blanket in a messy nursery

Dear past Jess: Put the eucalyptus baby blue plant down now

Dear Jess from six months ago. You're currently standing in the floral section at H-E-B, balancing a squirming six-month-old on your hip while your toddler tries to systematically crush every bag of tortilla chips in the next aisle. You look...

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Tangled balls of yarn next to a half-finished baby blanket and cold tea

The Truth On Easy Crochet Baby Blanket Patterns Free

I'm sitting cross-legged on the living room rug at twenty past midnight, entirely bound in a web of aggressively yellow yarn, trying to pause a YouTube video with my nose because both my hands are currently serving as a makeshift...

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Baby boy sitting on a rug wearing a soft organic cotton henley romper instead of a stiff suit.

Letter to past me: finding an easter outfit baby boy will tolerate

Dear Priya of six months ago. You're currently standing in the toddler section of Macy's on State Street, staring at a three-piece tweed suit made for a human who can't yet walk. You're sweating through your scrubs after a twelve-hour...

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Tired mom trying to stealth feed a sleeping baby in a dark room

The Messy Truth About Trying to Dream Feed Baby Every Night

My foot found the only rogue plastic dinosaur left on the rug at 10:43 PM. I bit my lip so hard I tasted copper, balancing a warm bottle of pumped milk in my left hand while trying not to breathe...

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Close up of an 11-month-old baby smiling and showing newly erupted baby teeth

I Googled "Do Baby Teeth Have Roots" at 3 AM and Now I'm Terrified

It's exactly 3:14 AM, and my index finger is currently wedged inside my eleven-month-old's mouth. I'm conducting a blind tactical sweep of his lower gums because he has been waking up screaming every two hours, and I'm desperately trying to...

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Tired father looking at a baby monitor while twin toddlers chew on toys

Do Babies Sleep More When Teething? The Exhausting Truth

I was staring at the glowing green screen of the baby monitor at 2:14 PM on a Tuesday, completely paralyzed by a mixture of deep relief and mounting panic. Florence and Matilda had been asleep for two and a half...

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Frustrated mom looking at different gallons of water in the grocery store aisle

The Real Truth About Distilled and Purified Water for Baby Formula

It was 3:17 AM, and I was standing in my kitchen in nothing but an oversized t-shirt and postpartum mesh underwear, staring dead-eyed at a pot of boiling tap water. My oldest—who's now five and serves almost entirely as a...

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Baby in a 1970s style organic cotton bell-bottom outfit crawling on a living room rug

Dressing Your Infant in a Devil's Rejects Baby Firefly Costume

The single biggest myth in modern parenting is the delusion that your infant is a blank, cooperative canvas for your own deeply specific pop-culture obsessions. I discovered this entirely too late while trying to explain to a very judgmental woman...

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