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Exhausted dad staring at a massive wicker peacock chair in a narrow hallway

Why navigating baby shower chair rentals nearly broke my spirit

It was pouring with rain, naturally, because this is London, and I was wedged firmly between our Victorian front doorframe and a fifty-seven-inch-tall wicker peacock chair. My wife, Sarah, who was approximately eight hundred months pregnant with the twins at...

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How I Debugged The Spectacular Chaos Of Our Baby Shower Candy

I was staring at a five-pound bag of bright blue gummy pacifiers on our dining table when I realized my wife and I had completely lost our minds. We were exactly three weeks out from the party, and I was...

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Jess holding a bowl of cooked green puree while her baby reaches for it

Dear Me: Brand Website Classic Salads Organic Baby Spinach

Dear Jess from exactly six months ago, Put down the giant plastic clamshell of greens and step away from the food processor. I know you're standing in the middle of your kitchen right now with postpartum hair falling into your...

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A dad holding pureed homegrown organic lettuce next to a baby in a highchair

Botanical Interests Organic Lettuce Mesclun Gourmet Baby Seed

I was standing in aisle four of the Pearl District Whole Foods, aggressively cross-referencing a bag of pre-washed spinach with the CDC’s active E. coli outbreak database on my phone, while my eleven-month-old actively tried to lick the shopping cart...

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Mom mixing a bottle of organic baby formula in the kitchen

Why I switched to baby's only formula (and stopped stressing)

I was sitting on the floor of my laundry room—which doubles as the inventory storage for my Etsy shop, don't judge—holding my phone in one hand and a screaming two-month-old in the other. I had just asked three different people...

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Panicked mom looking at a broken amber baby necklace next to a wooden crib

The Day I Cut My Baby's Teething Necklace and Never Looked Back

I was standing over Beau’s crib holding a pair of tiny nail clippers, trying to decide if I had the nerve to trim his razor-sharp little claws while he slept, when my stomach completely dropped to the floor. He was...

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A soft organic cotton baby doll resting on a beige nursery blanket

How to pick a baby's first doll without an airway panic attack

My mother-in-law handed me a beautifully wrapped box last Diwali. Inside was a rigid plastic nightmare with eyelashes you could cut steak with, wearing a tiny, removable pearl necklace. She smiled warmly, called it beta's new best friend, and told...

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Close up of an 11-month-old baby girl chewing on a silicone panda teether to soothe a swollen eruption cyst on her gums.

Eruption Cyst Baby: Troubleshooting That Terrifying Purple Gum Bubble

Don't hold a tactical flashlight between your teeth while using a plastic baby spoon as a tongue depressor to examine a dark purple, terrifyingly squishy bubble on your baby's upper gum, because it'll only lead to a frantic attempt to...

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A dad holding a vintage zebra plush toy next to a modern organic baby teether

The Hunt for a December 10th Beanie Baby Birthday Twin

At 2:14 AM on a Tuesday, I found myself in a heated eBay bidding war with a user named PlushQueen99 over a stuffed zebra from 2003. My daughter was asleep in the next room, the baby monitor glowing on my...

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