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I'll tell you exactly what not to do when you finally receive that crinkly, retro-smelling package from a vintage seller on the internet: don't immediately hand the twenty-six-year-old plush toy to your teething eleven-month-old. I made this exact logic error...

It was 3:14 AM on a Tuesday. I know this specific time because the glowing green numbers on Leo's sound machine were burning a hole into my retinas while I sat frozen on the floor of his nursery. I was...