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A tired mom holding an empty jar of baby cream in a dim nursery

Why we panic over California Baby and 3 AM skin rashes

Three in the morning on a Tuesday in January. The radiator in my Chicago apartment is clanking like an asthmatic tractor. My toddler is doing the dreaded scratch-dance against the crib rails, sounding like someone dragging sandpaper across a chalkboard....

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Why searching blue baby isaac at 2am will terrify you

It was 3 a.m. in our Chicago townhouse, the exact hour when every shadow in the nursery looks like a critical medical emergency. I was standing over the crib, staring at my four-month-old son's mouth, convinced his upper lip looked...

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Mother holding a baby while looking at a smartphone screen with a music app open

Lil Baby Freestyle Lyrics: Why My Playlist Had To Change

It was raining sideways on Michigan Avenue and my Uber driver was blasting what sounded like an underground club mix at two in the afternoon. I was wedged in the back seat with my four-month-old, frantically trying to cup my...

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A tired dad staring suspiciously at a digital temperature reading in a dark nursery

How to Track an Infant Fever Without Completely Losing Your Mind

It’s 3:14 AM on a dreary Tuesday in November. Maya is radiating heat like a poorly insulated boiler, and I'm standing over her cot, frantically swiping a sixty-quid piece of infrared plastic across her forehead like I’m scanning a tin...

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Jess applying unscented natural moisturizing cream to her toddler's eczema-prone leg.

Why the best baby lotion isn't whatever smells like a powdery dream

I'm holding a violently slippery, screaming seven-month-old who looks like he just lost a street fight with a patch of poison ivy. It's a Tuesday night four years ago, and my oldest son—who has served as the trial-by-fire for basically...

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Sarah holding an iced coffee while checking her toddler's arm for a baby wasp sting

Before & After a Baby Wasp Sting: What I Wish I Had Known Earlier

It was 2:14 PM on a Tuesday, and I was wearing those terrible gray biker shorts that ride up too high, holding a lukewarm iced coffee that I hadn’t actually taken a sip of in three hours. Leo was eight...

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Exhausted mom looking at a baby tylenol dosage chart on her phone in the dark

The 2 AM FaceTime: My Honest Baby Tylenol Dosage Chart

Dear Sarah from exactly six months ago, You're currently standing in your dark kitchen at 2:14 AM wearing Dave's oversized college hoodie that smells faintly of damp basement. You're holding a lukewarm mug of yesterday's coffee because you somehow think...

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A bewildered dad looking at his phone while a baby plays on a wooden gym

I Spent Three Hours Researching The Baby Tron (It’s Not A Stroller)

I had my credit card resting on my laptop keyboard, three browser tabs open to tech review sites, and was aggressively searching for the firmware update logs for something called the "baby tron." My teenage nephew had mentioned it at...

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Why Your Pediatrician Is Skeptical About Baby Tongue Tie

You're sitting in the dark at three in the morning. Your infant is screaming, your nipples feel like they went through a meat grinder, and the algorithm has decided this is the perfect moment to serve you endless videos of...

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