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Vintage plush toy sitting on a nursery shelf next to organic baby items

The Honest Truth About Finding A March 13 Beanie Baby For Your Kid

I'm sitting on my couch at two in the morning, bathed in the blue light of my phone, watching a twenty-three-year-old mother weep on her timeline because she finally found 'Celebrate' on a resale app. That's the specific vintage stuffed...

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Why A Little Milanese Knit Suit Is Actually Worth the Money

I was standing in the Buc-ee’s bathroom off I-45, sweating clean through my denim jacket, trying to peel a chunky, mustard-yellow cable-knit sweater off my screaming firstborn. It was Thanksgiving weekend, the temperature had dipped to a brisk 55 degrees...

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Exhausted dad researching baby lip tie symptoms on a laptop in the dark

Troubleshooting Baby Lip Ties: Why We Decided to Skip the Laser

At 3:14 AM on a Tuesday during month two, I was sitting in the dark glow of my dual monitors, logging our daughter's nursing "click" frequency into a Google Sheet. Click. Swallow. Click. Cry. Maya was in the bedroom, crying...

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Marcus playing acoustic version of lil baby gunna - close friends chords for his baby

Why I Learned Trap Music Guitar Chords for a Crying Infant at 3 AM

Dear Marcus from six months ago, It's currently 3:14 AM, the relentless Portland rain is hammering against the nursery window, and you're standing in the middle of the room wearing boxer briefs, holding your dusty acoustic guitar like it's a...

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A tired mom holding an acoustic guitar and a baby teether in a messy nursery.

Lil Baby Fridayy - Forever Chords: The 2 AM Search Mix-Up

The biggest lie the parenting internet tells you is that you can safely operate a search engine while running on two hours of sleep and a lukewarm cup of yesterday's coffee. Let me paint a picture for you. It was...

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Stressed mom holding baby and checking concert tickets on phone

Why Buying Lil Baby Concert Tickets For a Baby is a Bad Idea

It was 9:15 PM in section 204 of the arena. My phone was open to a decibel-reading app I had downloaded in a panic in the parking lot, and the screen was just flashing the word "DANGEROUS" in bright red...

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Exhausted dad staring at baby formula bottles in a dark kitchen

Lactose Free Formula For Babies: A Dad's Guide To Gut Bugs

It's 3:14 AM. I'm standing in our Portland kitchen, bathed in the harsh blue light of the microwave clock, frantically whisking a brand-new can of soy powder into a bottle while my 11-month-old screams like a dial-up modem connecting to...

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A simple audio baby monitor sitting next to a half empty coffee mug

The kriss_baby_ leaks webcam scare: Why I tossed our monitor

My husband was standing in the hallway in his underwear at two in the morning, aggressively poking the back of our internet router with a bent paperclip while swearing under his breath. I was sitting on the floor of the...

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A worn vintage plush cat sitting on a high shelf out of reach of twin toddlers

The July 26 Beanie Baby Incident That Broke My Sanity

I'm currently on my hands and knees holding a pair of tweezers and a remarkably weak mobile phone torch in my mouth, desperately trying to extract a single plastic pellet from the gap between our original Victorian floorboards. Twin A...

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