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A mother holding her red-haired baby in the grocery store aisle

What You Actually Need to Know About a Baby With Red Hair Now

I was standing in the middle of aisle four at H-E-B, holding two packs of store-brand diapers and trying to calculate if I had enough energy to make it to the frozen food section for a frozen pizza. My baby...

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Stressed mom looking at a messy baby diaper while holding a cup of coffee.

What That Weird Jelly Slime and Mucus in Baby Poop Really Means

I was standing in the family restroom at Target, balancing a lukewarm iced coffee on the edge of the changing table, staring down at a diaper that looked, for lack of a better description, like a ghost had sneezed in...

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A stressed dad holding a tablet showing a children's video to a baby

Why Ms Rachel Works Like a Glitch in My Baby's Brain

The production database locked up at exactly 4:13 PM on a Tuesday, which was incidentally the exact moment my eleven-month-old decided his incoming lateral incisor required a decibel level usually reserved for jet engine testing. Outside, the Portland rain was...

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Tired mom holding a crying infant in a dark nursery.

The Truth About Sleep Gummies and Your Exhausted Toddler

The glow of the smartphone screen is harsh at 4 AM when you're holding a thrashing infant while reading an influencer's post about a miracle gummy that cures night wakings. I've been in that exact chair, yaar. It feels like...

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Confused mom holding a coffee cup looking at a smartphone screen late at night.

Melanie Martinez Cry Baby: My Late Night Parenting Heart Attack

It was 10:14 PM on a Tuesday, and I was wearing a pair of sweatpants that had a questionable stain on the left kneeβ€”probably yogurt, possibly paint, I really didn't want to investigateβ€”when my smart speaker decided to traumatize me....

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Exhausted mom holding a newborn baby in a simple organic cotton onesie

The Messy, Exhausting Truth About Buying Newborn Baby Clothes

I was staring at a literal miniature three-piece tweed suit. It had suspenders. A bow tie. It was hung on a tiny velvet hanger in my freshly painted nursery, and I remember standing there, holding a lukewarm cup of coffee...

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Newton baby bedside sleeper setup next to an unmade master bed

The Messy Truth About That Washable Newton Baby Bassinet

My mom sat on the edge of my couch, sipping iced tea, and told me to just put the baby in a plastic laundry basket lined with a thick quilt, because bless her heart, that’s exactly what she did with...

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A tired mom holding a crying baby in a dimly lit nursery at 3 AM.

What Happens When You Look Up Nothing's Gonna Hurt You Baby Lyrics

It was 3:17 AM on a Tuesday, and I was wearing my husband Dave's oversized grey college hoodie that smelled faintly of old garlic and desperation. Leo, who was about six months old at the time, was screaming with the...

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A wooden baby gym with hanging animal toys over a soft rug

Baby Oil Memes, Skincare Myths, and Our Cradle Cap Disaster

It was 3:14 AM. The blue glow of my phone was illuminating Twin A's aggressively gripping fist, which was currently tangled in my collarbone. I was scrolling blindly with my free thumb, desperate to keep my brain awake while the...

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