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A tired parent holding a chilled silicone panda teether while a baby violently drools in the background.

Surviving the 3AM Drool Fest: The Quest for a Safe Cold Teether

The blue light of the freezer illuminated my despair at precisely 3:14 AM on a Tuesday. Behind me, from the nursery, emanated a twin-stereo wailing that sounded less like human infants and more like a flock of seagulls fighting over...

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A baby holding a wooden bunny teething ring on a nursery rug

The Great Teething Toy Mix-Up: Babies, Bunnies, and Panic

It was 11:14 AM on a Tuesday in 2018, and I was wearing a pair of maternity leggings I legally should have burned three months prior. Maya was nine months old, screaming the kind of high-pitched, gum-throbbing scream that makes...

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Mother wearing a chunky silicone teething necklace while holding a baby

Why I Finally Swapped My Gold Chain for a Mother Teething Necklace

We were at a coffee shop in Wicker Park last Tuesday when I saw it. A perfectly nice woman at the next table wrestled a string of Baltic amber beads around her six-month-old's chubby neck. I took a slow sip...

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A tired parent washing a silicone baby teether at the kitchen sink

Why the Haakaa style silicone teether finally ended my 3am nightmare

I'm standing at the kitchen sink at 3:14 in the morning, wearing a dressing gown that smells faintly of sour milk and despair, aggressively attacking a tiny nylon mesh bag with an old toothbrush. In the background, Maya is wailing...

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Baby wearing a silicone teething mitt while sitting on a playmat

The Truth About Why I Finally Caved and Bought a Mitt Teether

It was three in the morning, the floorboards in our old Texas farmhouse were freezing, and I had just stepped directly onto a plastic giraffe that was completely slick with baby spit. My oldest son, Carter, was four months old...

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Mom wearing a silicone teething chain while holding a fussy baby

The ultimate teething necklace for mum (and dad's collarbone)

It's exactly 3:14 AM on a Tuesday, the ambient temperature of the nursery is locked at 68.5 degrees, and I'm sweating entirely through my vintage Portland Timbers t-shirt. The baby is currently thrashing in my arms, his fingernails digging into...

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Mother wearing a silicone teething necklace while feeding her distracted baby

Why Your Collarbones Need A Mum Teething Necklace Right Now

My mother-in-law told me to rub a drop of brandy on his gums. My lactation consultant suggested I hold a tightly rolled washcloth over my chest to prevent the tiny, razor-sharp fingernail scratches. A woman in my neighborhood mom-group swore...

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A mother wearing a silicone teething necklace while holding a baby.

A letter to past me about teething jewellery for mums

Dear Marcus of six months ago. You're currently sitting on the beige nursery rug at 3:14 AM. The thermostat is set to exactly 68.5 degrees. Sarah is attempting to nurse the baby, actively wincing because a tiny, razor-sharp fingernail is...

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Jess holding a silicone baby teether and looking exhausted in a messy living room

Dear Past Me: The Truth About Globuli Zahnen Baby Nightmares

Dear Jess of last November. You're currently sitting on the cold linoleum of the downstairs bathroom at 3:14 AM. You have a twenty-pound toddler balanced on your left hip, who's screaming hot fire directly into your collarbone, and in your...

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