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Stressed mom holding coffee while toddler points at a smart speaker playing the explicit Lil Baby new album.

My Toddler Found the Lil Baby New Album on Our Smart Speaker

There I was, elbow-deep in cold oatmeal, desperately trying to keep the twins from launching their sticky spoons at the dog, when my four-year-old casually yelled across the kitchen at our smart speaker. He’s my oldest, which means he's my...

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Dad holding his 11-month-old baby in Portland while researching baby naming trends online.

Lil Baby Real Name & The Glitch Of Naming Your First Human

The intake nurse stood at the foot of the hospital bed holding an iPad like a threat, her stylus hovering over a blank text field while the beeping of the fetal monitor mocked my indecision. My wife was exhausted, heavily...

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Dear past Tom: Skip the polyester baby yoda costume

Dear Tom of six months ago, You're currently sitting on the sofa with a lukewarm cup of tea, looking at an online checkout cart. It's late September. You're feeling a misguided sense of autumnal whimsy, bolstered perhaps by the fact...

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Exhausted dad looking at baby monitor showing a blurry 11-month-old standing in a crib in the dark.

When Your Kid Goes Full Baby Yaga: A Very Tired Dad's Guide

The Nanit camera app on my phone says it's exactly 3:14 AM. My battery is hovering at 12%, and the ambient room temperature is holding steady at 68.4 degrees only because I spent forty minutes calibrating the smart vent system...

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The Truth About the Lydia Plath Baby Rumors & Sibling Roles

Don't ever let your four-year-old think he runs the nursery, and definitely don't believe a single thing you read on the internet at two in the morning. That was the harsh lesson I learned this week while scrolling through my...

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A tired dad holding a remote while his baby plays on a wooden gym.

Why Muppet Babies Is The Only Reboot I Tolerate

It's exactly 6:14 AM on a Tuesday, and my 11-month-old son is attempting to aggressively eat the Roku remote. I'm running on three hours of fragmented sleep and half a cup of cold, day-old pour-over coffee. The biggest myth they...

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Sarah holding a coffee and wearing a sleeping baby while listening to a podcast

Baby This is Keke Palmer: How a Pop Culture Podcast Saved My Sanity

It was 2:14 PM on a Tuesday in late October, four years ago when Leo was just a tiny, furious newborn. I was sitting in the driver’s seat of my Honda CR-V in the Target parking lot. I was wearing...

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Jess holding a sleeping infant while watching what happens to the baby in squid game on a laptop.

What Happens to the Baby in Squid Game Season 3? A Mom's Take

My mom told me that watching high-stress television while nursing would literally curdle my milk, which I’m pretty sure is biologically impossible, but then my best friend texted me at 2 AM demanding to know if I’d seen the jump...

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Frustrated dad looking at baby name lists on a laptop while holding a teething baby

Why the Trisha Paytas Baby Drama Makes Me Rethink Parenting

Don't crowd-source your baby's identity on the internet, and definitely don't let your mother-in-law's passive-aggressive text messages dictate how you announce your kid to the world. I learned this the hard way when I created a literal feedback form for...

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