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Dad holding a cooked baby back rib bone next to a messy 11-month-old baby

Navigating Spare Ribs vs Baby Back Ribs With An 11-Month-Old

I was halfway through a surprisingly decent potato salad at my buddy Dave’s backyard cookout in Southeast Portland when I looked over and saw him handing my 11-month-old daughter a massive, sauce-drenched pork rib. My brain basically threw a fatal...

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Tired mom staring at a six-month-old baby who just spit pureed peas on the wall

Exactly When Can Babies Eat Food According To A Tired ER Nurse

My mother-in-law was standing in my Chicago kitchen holding a cardboard box of rice cereal like it was some sort of ancient religious artifact. She kept telling me my four-month-old needed a heavy scoop of it mixed into his nighttime...

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My kitchen floor covered in mashed sweet potatoes and a silicone plate.

When Can Babies Eat Solid Food Without Ruining My Life

It was 3:14 AM on a Tuesday, and I was sitting in the dark nursery wearing a nursing tank that smelled strongly of sour milk and desperation. Leo, my oldest, was four months old and currently latched onto me like...

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Tired mom wiping barbecue sauce off her baby's face after dinner.

How We Survived Slow Cooker Pork Ribs Without A Trip To The ER

The apartment smelled like brown sugar and smoked wood. It was a freezing November Sunday in Chicago, and I had the slow cooker going on low since six in the morning. Rohan was eight months old, sitting in his high...

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An 11-month-old baby making a massive red mess while eating baby lasagna in a high chair.

Decoding Baby Lasagna: How to Feed Your Infant Without a System Crash

My mom called me on a Tuesday to say she fed me Stouffer’s frozen meat lasagna when I was six months old and I turned out completely fine, which is debatable considering my current anxiety levels. Ten minutes later, my...

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Messy baby eating a roast dinner without salty baby gravy

The Truth About Baby Gravy: Why Sunday Roasts Need a Rewrite

It's 2019. Sunday roast at my mother-in-law's house. Maya is eight months old and currently mashing a piece of dry chicken into her highchair tray with the kind of intense focus usually reserved for defusing bombs. My mother-in-law, bless her,...

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London dad feeding twins their baby first food while covered in pureed carrots

Surviving the Absolute Chaos of Your Baby First Food Milestone

There's a very specific sound that pureed sweet potato makes when it hits a freshly painted Victorian ceiling, and I can tell you with absolute certainty that it resembles a wet golf ball striking mud. I was standing in our...

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Toddler watching wobbly rescue kittens on a tablet while sitting on a round vegan play mat next to a tabby cat.

The Baby Corn Cat Panic: A Letter to Myself on BLW & Felines

Dear Sarah from six months ago, You're currently sitting on the cold kitchen tiles at 7:14 AM wearing Mike's ratty Villanova hoodie—the one with the suspicious, crusty stain on the left sleeve that might be yogurt but is probably something...

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Baby eating sweet potatoes in a white plastic high chair with wooden footrest attached

Is the $25 Baby Chair Ikea Sells Actually Safe for Weaning?

It was 98 degrees in late July, the Texas humidity was thick enough to chew, and I was standing in my front yard in flip-flops blasting a white plastic bucket seat with the jet setting on my garden hose. Neon...

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