The Heatwave Guide to Surviving With a Bambus Decke
It was July, the mercury in our top-floor London flat had just breached 35 degrees, and I was sitting on the nursery floor waving a piece of Amazon delivery cardboard over my eight-month-old daughters like a desperate servant in antiquity....
Debugging Tummy Time: What You Actually Need From A Baby Mat
There's this deeply embedded cultural myth that to successfully raise a functional human infant, you must provide them with a floor space that looks and sounds exactly like a Las Vegas casino. When Leo was about two months old, I...
Kinderwagen Lammfell Winter: Why I Stopped Panicking
I was standing outside a coffee shop on Division Street in 38-degree freezing drizzle, intensely watching my eleven-month-old's chest rise and fall. My wife's mother had just proudly installed a fluffy sheepskin insert into our UPPAbaby stroller, and I was...
Why Infant Harem Pants Are Actually a Parenting Survival Tool
My mom told me babies need sturdy denim to learn to crawl, bless her heart. My mother-in-law insisted on those traditional smocked bubbles that require an engineering degree to snap together on a moving target. And my best friend from...
The Great Accessoire Bebe Swindle (And What We Actually Kept)
It's 3:14 am, and I'm standing in our dimly lit kitchen trying to operate a Bluetooth-enabled baby formula dispenser while Twin A screams with the righteous fury of a wronged Victorian ghost, and Twin B enthusiastically chews on a piece...
Surviving Brutal Winter Walks With a Fusssack für Kinderwagen
It was a violently miserable Tuesday in November when the double buggy jammed in the middle of Regent’s Park. The wind was doing that specifically British thing where it somehow cuts diagonally upward through your coat, and I was desperately...
The kinderwagen sack: A letter to myself about winter walks
You're currently sweating through your favorite oversized sweater, wrestling a screaming six-month-old into a puffy fleece snowsuit while your toddler dumps a box of Cheerios all over the mudroom floor. I know exactly how your back aches right now from...
Winterfußsack Kinderwagen Lammfell: A Tech Dad's Honest Review
Dear Marcus from six months ago. It's currently 3:14 AM in October, and Portland is aggressively gray outside. I'm staring at the glow of an Excel spreadsheet where you attempted to map out a synthetic polyester layering system based on...
Ditching the Plastic Jumper for a Real Montessori Activity Space
I was sitting on my incredibly stained living room rug at 6:15 AM wearing yesterday’s maternity leggings—the ones with the hole in the left knee—clutching my third mug of desperately black coffee, while my firstborn, Leo, aggressively bounced in what...