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Baby Whisper Co travel potty set up in the trunk of a family SUV

The Real Truth About The Baby Whisper Co Travel Potty On Road Trips

I was standing in the blistering July heat at a Texas rest stop on I-35, holding my screaming oldest child suspended over a patch of dying grass because he absolutely refused to step foot inside the brick building behind us....

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A dad looking confused while holding a tiny nappy and a blindfold.

Finding a baby shower game that won't make your friends flee

Let’s start with the greatest lie ever sold to expectant parents, which is the idea that pre-birth gatherings are calm, sophisticated afternoons where close friends sit around in pastel linen, sipping herbal tea and bestowing quiet wisdom. If you've ever...

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A dad holding a baby while looking confused at a pile of floral dresses on a bed.

Decoding What to Wear to a Baby Shower Without Losing Your Mind

I'm currently standing in my bedroom, holding my 11-month-old daughter who's actively trying to unbuckle my smartwatch with her single newly-erupted tooth, while watching my wife pull her seventh floral midi dress out of the closet. Our bed looks like...

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A stylish gender-neutral baby shower setup with earth tones and wooden toys

Why our gender-neutral baby shower actually saved my sanity

I was standing in a stranger’s kitchen in Hackney, trying to discreetly spit out a bright blue cupcake that tasted distinctly of Smurf and regret, when I realised everything I believed about the modern baby shower was entirely wrong. Before...

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Stressed mom holding a blue baby blanket in a messy nursery

Dear past Jess: Put the eucalyptus baby blue plant down now

Dear Jess from six months ago. You're currently standing in the floral section at H-E-B, balancing a squirming six-month-old on your hip while your toddler tries to systematically crush every bag of tortilla chips in the next aisle. You look...

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Tangled balls of yarn next to a half-finished baby blanket and cold tea

The Truth On Easy Crochet Baby Blanket Patterns Free

I'm sitting cross-legged on the living room rug at twenty past midnight, entirely bound in a web of aggressively yellow yarn, trying to pause a YouTube video with my nose because both my hands are currently serving as a makeshift...

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Baby boy sitting on a rug wearing a soft organic cotton henley romper instead of a stiff suit.

Letter to past me: finding an easter outfit baby boy will tolerate

Dear Priya of six months ago. You're currently standing in the toddler section of Macy's on State Street, staring at a three-piece tweed suit made for a human who can't yet walk. You're sweating through your scrubs after a twelve-hour...

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Tired mom trying to stealth feed a sleeping baby in a dark room

The Messy Truth About Trying to Dream Feed Baby Every Night

My foot found the only rogue plastic dinosaur left on the rug at 10:43 PM. I bit my lip so hard I tasted copper, balancing a warm bottle of pumped milk in my left hand while trying not to breathe...

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Close up of an 11-month-old baby smiling and showing newly erupted baby teeth

I Googled "Do Baby Teeth Have Roots" at 3 AM and Now I'm Terrified

It's exactly 3:14 AM, and my index finger is currently wedged inside my eleven-month-old's mouth. I'm conducting a blind tactical sweep of his lower gums because he has been waking up screaming every two hours, and I'm desperately trying to...

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