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Sarah holding a smashed wifi baby monitor next to a tangled cord in a nursery

The kriss_baby_ Webcam Hack: Unplugging Our Nursery Wi-Fi Camera

I was standing in Leo’s nursery at 2:14 AM wearing a pair of Dave's stretched-out boxer briefs and a nursing tank that smelled strongly of sour milk and utter desperation, holding a chunk of painted drywall in my left hand....

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Dad pushing an UPPAbaby Vista stroller on a cloudy day in Portland

The Great UPPAbaby Vista Debate: Is the V3 Upgrade Actually Better?

"Buy the Vista," my lead developer told me in the Slack channel where we usually complain about server loads. "It's the luxury SUV of strollers." Three minutes later, my sister-in-law texted: "Don't buy that massive thing, it's a total waste...

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A VAVA baby monitor camera mounted on a nursery wall next to a crib

What I Wish I Knew About the VAVA Baby Monitor

Listen. I know you're sitting on the edge of the glider right now, staring at a frozen smartphone app while your six-month-old cries in the other room. It's 3 AM in Chicago. The radiator is hissing. Your Wi-Fi router just...

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Frustrated mom adjusting a rear-facing baby car seat in the Texas summer heat.

The Sweaty, Stressful Reality of Baby Car Travel and Seat Safety

I was heavily pregnant with my second, sweating completely through my maternity tank top in a Target parking lot in the middle of July, trying to rip an infant seat base out of my husband's truck so I could move...

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A tired dad holding a sleeping infant while looking frantically at his smartphone.

The Search Query That Completely Ruined My Tuesday Night

My thumbs were hovering over the search bar at 3:14 AM, the harsh glare of my smartphone illuminating the spit-up stain on my shoulder. I was just trying to buy clothes. Specifically, I wanted our 11-month-old son to look less...

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A frustrated mom holding a roll of baby-proofing tape next to a toddler

Why Diaper Tape Fails When Your Tiny Infant Becomes A Toddler

3:14 AM. The bathroom tiles are freezing. Mark is standing there holding his phone, looking absolutely bewildered, while intense, bass-heavy Russian hip-hop blasts out of his tiny phone speaker. He was literally just trying to google "big baby tape" to...

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A dad holding a vintage 90s plush toy with a red heart tag while a baby reaches for it

Debugging The 90s Plush Stash: The Great Beanie Baby Tag Dilemma

I was sitting cross-legged on the nursery floor at 10 AM on a Saturday, entirely surrounded by a 30-gallon plastic storage bin of my childhood. My mom had just dropped off the "archives," grinning like she had just unburdened herself...

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Messy baby blue nursery with a wooden crib and scattered organic cotton blankets.

Why Badfinger Baby Blue Soundtracked My Postpartum Breakdown

The microwave clock in our kitchen glared a neon 3:14 AM, and my husband, bless his sweet but entirely useless heart in that specific moment, decided the absolute best way to get our screaming firstborn to sleep was by blasting...

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A mother holding a baby near a backyard swimming pool in the summer

The ugly truth about that cute baby pool float you just bought

My sister-in-law's backyard in Naperville smells intensely of expensive mineral sunscreen and chlorine. It's mid-July, the humidity is oppressive, and I'm standing at the edge of the water holding a thrashing nine-month-old. My mother-in-law is hovering nearby, aggressively trying to...

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