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London dad serving baby bell cheese and cooked baby bella mushrooms to toddler twins

The Great Baby Bell Confusion: Cheese, Fungi, and Internet Weirdness

"Give them a baby bell," my mother-in-law announced on Tuesday over a cup of lukewarm tea, brandishing a little red wax wheel like it was a holy relic that would magically cure their fussiness. "Brilliant for calcium." On Wednesday, the...

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A toddler making a skeptical face while looking at a tiny piece of baby arugula on a highchair tray.

Why Your Baby Needs Arugula (And How to Serve It Without Tears)

I was standing in my kitchen staring at a green-splattered cabinet while my mother-in-law clutched her coffee mug like a shield. I had just scraped a dollop of bright green puree onto my six-month-old's tray, and she looked at me...

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Tired mom holding a baby bottle looking stressed in her kitchen

My Messy, Caffeinated Guide to Decoding Infant Nutrition

It was November 2017 and I was wearing my husband Mark’s oversized college sweatpantsβ€”the ones with the bleach stain on the left thigh that he refuses to throw awayβ€”sitting completely paralyzed on our cold kitchen linoleum at 3:15 AM while...

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Smashed baby potato wedges cooling on a silicone plate next to a tiny training fork.

Air Fryer Baby Potatoes: The Ultimate Dad's Guide to Solids

Dear Marcus from six months ago. You're currently staring at a mesh bag of organic tubers on the kitchen island, sweating right through your gray t-shirt. Your wife just casually mentioned we need to start Baby-Led Weaning next week, and...

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Baby sitting in a high chair wearing a silicone bib eating a baby back rib

Creating A Salt-Free Dry Rub For Baby Back Ribs To Feed My Baby

It was 2:14 PM on a sweltering Sunday in late August, and I was sitting on that one patio chair that always mysteriously pinches the back of my left thigh. I was drinking my third iced coffee of the day...

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Messy kitchen counter with a bottle, coffee mug, and spilled formula powder

The Messy Truth About HiPP And Why I Smuggled European Milk

When Leo was about four months old, it was 3:14 AM and I was standing in my kitchen wearing a college t-shirt that smelled aggressively like sour milk and maternal desperation. My husband Greg was making his third pour-over coffee...

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Baby eating messy shredded beef in a high chair

Raising Butcher Babies: The No-Nonsense Guide to Real Meat

There was a solid smear of greyish-brown turkey paste on my kitchen ceiling, and I was sitting on the floor crying next to a half-empty jar of baby food that smelled exactly like the wet food I buy for the...

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Dad desperately trying to feed pureed turkey to messy twin babies in highchairs.

The Truth About Turkey Babies: Surviving The Meat Puree Stage

My mother-in-law cornered me by the kettle last Tuesday, brandishing a whisk, to announce that giving a six-month-old anything but pureed carrots would shatter their digestive tract into a million pieces. My health visitorβ€”a woman who speaks exclusively in NHS...

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A messy toddler covered in sticky barbecue sauce sitting in a high chair.

Why Barbecue Sauce is a Toddler Nightmare (And What to Do Instead)

It's 2:00 PM on the Fourth of July, it's ninety-eight degrees in the shade, and I'm sweating through a grey maternity tank top that I should have thrown away three years ago. Leo is fourteen months old and his face...

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