The Great Baby Overall Winter Survival Guide for Exhausted Parents
My forehead was pressed against the freezing cold steering wheel of our Ford Focus, beads of sweat pooling in my eyebrows while both twins screamed at a pitch that I'm fairly certain cracked the rearview mirror. We hadn't even left...
My 2 AM Meltdown Over a Plush Rabbit With Blanket in the Crib
The baby monitor screen was incredibly grainy, but it was clear enough to show me my absolute worst nightmare at two in the morning. I was standing in my kitchen, bleary-eyed, folding a stack of shipping boxes for my Etsy...
Finding the Right Wintersack Kinderwagen (Without Boiling Your Baby)
On Tuesday, three different people gave me completely conflicting advice about taking my 11-month-old son outside in the Portland winter. My mother-in-law told me to bundle him in three layers of wool plus a down jacket, a neighbor in gym...
A Dad's Guide to Surviving the Chunky Knit Sweater Trend
It was a standard damp November Tuesday in Portland when my kidβs winter wardrobe triggered a minor family crisis. My mother texted me a photo of my son in a thin cotton bodysuit with the caption, "Put a thick sweater...
Angebote Kinderwagen: A Tech Dad's Guide to Debugging Baby Transport
"Don't spend more than $200, they just poop in it anyway," my brother-in-law told me over a hazy IPA at a brewery in the Pearl District, gesturing vaguely at his toddler who was currently eating a coaster. Literally the next...
Finding a Bettdecke fΓΌr Allergiker When Your Baby Hacks All Night
The timestamp on the baby monitor was exactly 3:14 AM, and the little volume graph was flashing a hostile, aggressive orange. Our eleven-month-old wasn't crying, which almost made it worse. He was just lying there, producing this dry, rhythmic hacking...
Safe Baby Dice: Why We Banned Regular D&D Sets At Home
Tuesday night, 8:43 PM. I'm wearing yoga pants permanently stained with breastmilk and a three-day-old messy bun that's defying gravity. My husband, Dave, is mid-sentence explaining how his half-elf rogue is going to pick the lock on the dungeon door,...
The Late-Night Google Search That Broke My Brain
It was 11:42 PM on a Tuesday, and I was frantically debugging my son's upcoming Halloween costume from the faint glow of my phone screen while he slept in the next room. He's 11 months old now, which means he's...
Help! Baby Rolls Onto Stomach While Sleeping But Can't Roll Back
"Let them figure it out," my mother-in-law told me while aggressively stirring her Earl Grey tea in my kitchen, acting like infant survival was just character building. "Just roll him back immediately or he'll suffocate," the excessively perky mom in...