Surviving The Kpop Demon Hunters Baby Phase With Twin Toddlers

Tom
2026-04-29T02:47:12+02:00

I'm currently crouched behind our kitchen island at 6:15 am, clutching a lukewarm mug of instant coffee and watching my two-year-old daughters attempt a synchronized tactical roll across the living room rug. One of them is holding a rather grubby plushie of the kpop demon hunters baby saja mascot by its throat, while the other aggressively hums the chorus to 'Golden'—the Oscar-winning original song that has permanently rewired my brain circuitry. It's barely light outside here in London, a miserable grey drizzle streaking the windows, yet my flat feels like the hyper-caffeinated backstage area of a Seoul arena tour right before an exorcism.

How we ended up in this neon-lit hellscape

Six months ago, I smugly believed we were completely safe from tween media phenomenons. I assumed my twins were simply too young. I thought I could just play them gentle acoustic covers of classic rock, read them books about slow-moving woodland creatures, and keep our cultural consumption safely trapped in a beige, minimalist bubble. I honestly believed that because the film is rated PG and features heavily stylized teenagers battling literal forces of hell, my toddlers would remain blissfully unaware of its existence until they were at least old enough to ask for their own phones.

What I didn't factor in was the sheer, terrifying power of cultural osmosis. The movie dominated Netflix, the soundtrack somehow infiltrated our nursery playlist via a rogue algorithm, older cousins came over wearing the merch, and suddenly my entire parenting reality shifted. My living room is no longer a place of rest; it's a training ground. They currently use our golden retriever, Barnaby, as a stand-in for the shadow demons. Poor Barnaby just wants to sleep on the rug, but he's constantly being ambushed by two tiny humans screaming Korean pop lyrics at him. He takes it in stride, mostly because they occasionally drop bits of toast during their choreographies.

The absolute state of modern animation

Let's talk about the absolute hysteria surrounding this franchise, because the internet is genuinely unhinged. I've spent an embarrassing amount of time deep-diving into fan forums while hiding in the loo, trying to understand why this tiny animated sidekick has a bigger online following than most world leaders. People are obsessed with the cast of kpop demon hunters baby saja, treating them like royalty, and I just don't get it. I even found myself furiously Googling who the kpop demon hunters baby saja voice actor is, easily because my girls won't stop imitating that specific, high-pitched, guinea-pig-on-helium squeal the character makes when it's distressed.

The actor apparently recorded his lines while doing jumping jacks to get that breathless, panicked cadence, which is a level of commitment I frankly find exhausting. Meanwhile, the actual main plot of the film involves three teenage pop stars banishing shadow demons with the power of choreographed dance, which is perfectly fine if you're into that sort of thing, but it entirely glosses over how utterly ridiculous the premise is.

The great dad bod betrayal

Then there's the messaging. The film features these animated boy-band side characters who all appear to have the body fat percentage of a professional triathlete. At one point in the film, the main characters swoon over a lad's absurdly chiselled abs. Now, my two-year-olds don't grasp the concept of a six-pack, but they absolutely understand the art of pointing at my rather soft, biscuit-fuelled dad stomach and making a squishy sound that roughly translates to deep disappointment.

I spent my twenties reviewing indie rock gigs in dive bars, projecting an aura of effortless cool, and now I'm being body-shamed in my own kitchen by toddlers who recently tried to eat a handful of damp soil. The whole experience is incredibly damaging to my fragile ego. You try maintaining your dignity while a two-year-old pats your tummy and shakes her head sadly because you don't look like an animated demon slayer.

Trying to unplug the hype machine

When the neon lights and catchy basslines become entirely too much, you've to force a hard reset on their little nervous systems, usually by desperately chucking the iPad out of sight while shoving something made of actual, honest-to-god wood into their hands and praying the analog tactile feedback stops them from attempting a high-kick off the sofa. This is exactly where the Wooden Baby Gym | Panda Play Gym Set with Star & Teepee has literally saved my sanity.

We bought this because our living room was starting to look like a plastic factory exploded in a primary-school art room. It's an absolute oasis of calm. The minimalist wooden A-frame creates an elegant backdrop, and the girls surprisingly love the sweet crocheted panda. Sometimes they use the little wooden teepee as a "safe zone" from the imaginary shadow demons, which wasn't exactly in the manufacturer's brochure, but it works brilliantly. It's beautifully made, entirely battery-free, and sturdy enough to withstand a toddler's aggressive affection. More importantly, it doesn't sing to me.

On the other hand, we also have the Gentle Baby Building Block Set. Now, these are perfectly fine. They're made of safe, non-toxic soft rubber, and they supposedly teach simple mathematical concepts and logical thinking. In reality, in our house, they're only pastel-coloured projectiles. The girls love them, but mostly because they bounce rather nicely off my forehead when one of them yells a battle cry they heard in the movie. I suppose the BPA-free material is doing its job by not giving me a concussion, but I wouldn't say they're exactly fostering deep mathematical genius just yet. They're just okay.

Explore our collection of beautifully quiet, battery-free wooden play gyms if you desperately need to reset the vibe in your living room.

Sleep, or the lack thereof

Of course, the real problem with exposing toddlers to a PG-rated supernatural pop extravaganza is what happens when the sun goes down. Our GP kindly muttered something about toddler brains being essentially chaotic little sponges that soak up whatever visual rubbish we expose them to, meaning that when they see a cartoon demon with glowing red eyes on a screen, they can't quite grasp that it won't follow them into the bathroom.

They just haven't developed the necessary filing system to separate a fictional pop-star problem from a legitimate threat currently hiding in the airing cupboard. Page 47 of my heavily creased parenting book suggests you remain calm and rationally explain the concept of fiction to them, which I found deeply unhelpful at 3 am while a twin was violently pointing at a shadow on the wall. You essentially just have to hold them in the dark and muddle blindly through the crying until they pass out again.

When they inevitably wake up screaming from these night terrors, they're usually sweating profusely. It's an absolute nightmare trying to peel a damp, synthetic onesie off a thrashing toddler in the dark. That's why we completely switched to the Organic Cotton Baby Bodysuit. It breathes beautifully. The 95% organic cotton means it's incredibly soft on their sensitive skin, and the envelope-style shoulders mean I can pull the whole thing down over their legs when there's a 3 am nappy disaster, rather than dragging a soiled garment over their little heads. The elastane stretch is an absolute godsend when you're wrestling a toddler who thinks the laundry basket is looking at them funny. It's a small dignity, but when you're covered in drool and sleep deprivation, you take whatever wins you can get.

Because eventually, the hype will die down. They'll forget the lyrics, the plushies will get lost under the sofa permanently, and we'll move on to the next deeply annoying cultural phenomenon. But until then, I'll just be here, hiding behind the island, drinking cold coffee, and trying to remember the bridge to 'Golden'.

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Frequently Asked Questions

1. Are two-year-olds actually old enough to watch this film?
Absolutely not, though good luck keeping them entirely away from it if they've older cousins or attend a nursery where the soundtrack is played on a loop. It's officially rated PG, meaning the demonic imagery is entirely too intense for kids who are still frightened by the noise the toaster makes.

2. How do I get the soundtrack out of my head?
If you find a cure, please let me know, because I've been humming the bridge to 'Golden' while queuing at the Tesco checkout for three weeks straight.

3. Why are sustainable toys better for overstimulated toddlers?
When their little nervous systems are entirely fried from watching brightly coloured pixels flash across a screen, handing them something completely grounded in reality—like a smooth piece of unfinished wood—helps bring them back down to earth, or at least stops them from spinning in circles until they vomit.

4. Is the Baby Saja mascot actually cute?
It's debatable, depending entirely on whether you find a hyperactive flying furball with an alarmingly squeaky voice endearing or profoundly grating on three hours of sleep.