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A vintage Ty Lizzy the Lizard beanie baby sitting next to a wooden nursery play gym

The chaotic truth about hunting down a May 11th beanie baby

Whatever you do, don't lie in the dark at two in the morning, covered in a thin but incredibly resilient layer of what I can only hope is regurgitated formula, fiercely battling a stranger on the internet for a stuffed...

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A letter to past me about the march 27th beanie baby obsession

Dear Priya of six months ago. You're currently sitting on the edge of the guest bathroom tub at two in the morning. The baby is finally asleep after three false starts, and instead of closing your eyes, you're squinting at...

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Exhausted dad staring at baby videos on his phone in a dark nursery

Dear Past Me: That TikTok issa_hay_baby_ Account Isn't Real

It’s exactly 3:14 AM right now in your timeline, and you're sitting on the edge of the glider while the baby does that weird pterodactyl screech that means his sleep cycle is resetting. Your face is bathed in the cold...

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Twin baby girls wearing comfortable organic spring easter outfits

Choosing an Easter Outfit Baby Girl Twins Won't Immediately Destroy

My index finger was entirely trapped in a web of cheap, synthetic tulle, and Florence was screaming with the specific, piercing pitch of a kettle that has been left to boil for far too long. We were exactly twenty minutes...

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Messy pile of baby blankets with one premium merino wool blanket on top

Why a Babydecke aus Merinowolle is the Only Blanket You Actually Need

I was standing over my washing machine at two in the morning, holding a gorgeous, expensive baby blanket that smelled faintly of sour milk, entirely terrified to hit the start button. The care tag was entirely in German, covered in...

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A tiny silicone open cup sitting on a messy high chair tray next to spilled water.

The Great Sippy Cup Betrayal: Finding A Safe Baby Cup That Works

I was sitting on my sister's beige sofaβ€”and really, who buys a beige sofa when they've a toddler and a dog?β€”at Thanksgiving a few years ago when the great cup wars began. I was holding Leo, who was exactly six...

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A toddler wearing soft leather baby cowgirl boots while playing outdoors.

The Truth About Baby Cowgirl Boots (And My Epic Buying Mistakes)

It was October 2018. I was standing in my kitchen wearing a pair of violently mustard-colored corduroy overalls that I thought made me look like a cool Brooklyn mom but actually made me look like a giant toddler, chugging lukewarm...

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Toddler covered in pasta sauce containing finely minced bivalves

The Truth About Baby Clams: A Panicked Parent's Feeding Guide

My mother-in-law firmly believes that giving any form of seafood to a child under the age of five will result in instant, spontaneous combustion. Meanwhile, a bloke I met at the playground in Greenwichβ€”who was wearing barefoot shoes and feeding...

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Tired mom sitting in a modern baby recliner in a nursery room

Why Your Back Deserves a Real Baby Recliner (And What to Skip)

It was 3:14 AM, and I was glued to an antique wooden rocking chair that my mother-in-law graciously insisted we use for our firstborn. Jackson, who's now five and is my permanent cautionary tale for basically every parenting mistake I’ve...

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