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Tired dad holding two teething babies covered in drool

ZΓ€hne Baby: The Brutal Truth About Surviving the Teething Apocalypse

It was 3:14 AM on a Tuesday when I woke up to a sound I can only describe as a hyperactive beaver trapped in the nursery. I stumbled in, entirely blind, and found Maya standing in her cot, aggressively gnawing...

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The Truth About Safe Baby Teethers (And What I Actually Used)

It was 3:14 PM on a Tuesday, raining sideways, and I was wearing those black maternity leggings that had a suspicious yogurt stain on the knee from three days prior. Maya was about five and a half months old, sitting...

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The 3 AM Drool Fest: Why Newborn Teether Toys Actually Saved My Sanity

It was 3:14 AM on a Tuesday, and I was wearing a Dartmouth sweatshirt from 2008 that had a crusty white stain on the shoulder that I was actively choosing to ignore. Leo was exactly eleven weeks old. And he...

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A silicone panda teether sitting next to a wooden ring on a messy kitchen counter.

How to Clean Baby Teethers Safely Without Losing Your Damn Mind

I was standing over a pot of rolling boiling water at three in the morning, watching a twenty-dollar piece of imported French rubber slowly melt into a toxic puddle on my stove. My firstborn was screaming in the next room,...

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