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Toddler playing with physical wooden toys instead of a digital screen on a rug

A Letter to Myself About That Ridiculous Digital Baby Tiger

Dear Jess from six months ago, I know you're currently standing at the kitchen island, elbow-deep in raw chicken while the baby aggressively throws cheerios at the dog, but I need you to drop the tongs and walk into the...

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Why I Finally Banned Baby Super Bratz Movies in My House

I was up to my elbows in Etsy shipping labels, frantically trying to beat the rural Texas post office cutoff time, when I heard the unmistakable sound of my good MAC lipstick being dragged across the hardwood floor. You know,...

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A printed baby saja coloring page with non-toxic markers scattered on a wooden table

My Honest Take on the Weird Baby Saja Coloring Page Obsession

It was exactly 6:13 AM on a Tuesday, and I was holding a half-empty mug of yesterday's cold brew, staring blankly at my kitchen wall. My bare left heel had just found a rogue black colored pencil in the hallwayβ€”you...

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Coffee cup next to a Nintendo 3DS and a wooden baby teether on a messy kitchen table

The Tomodachi Life Save Editor Panic: Hacking for Virtual Babies

It was exactly 6:43 AM on a Tuesday, and I was standing in my kitchen wearing a target-brand fleece robe that has an unidentifiable crusty stain on the left pocket (yogurt? toothpaste? honestly I don't want to know), pouring my...

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