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Sarah sitting on the floor with coffee and a half-chewed organic bunny baby blanket

Dear Sarah: The Truth About That Bunny With Blanket Obsession

You're sitting on the cold kitchen floor right now, aren't you. It's 11:42 PM on a Tuesday, you're wearing Mark's oversized college track hoodie that smells vaguely of stale salsa from last week's taco night, and you've just reheated your...

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Troubleshooting the August 24th Beanie Baby Birthday Tradition

My mother told me I had to find a plush toy with his exact birthdate printed on the tag because it's a sacred childhood tradition that builds character. My wife told me absolutely not to bring a dust-mite-infested nineties relic...

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The "Baby Three" Elf Plush Trend is Actually a Nightmare

It’s 7:14 AM on a Tuesday, and I'm standing in my kitchen wearing my husband Dave's college sweatshirt that has a highly questionable yogurt stain on the sleeve. I'm clutching a mug of lukewarm French roast like it’s a life...

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Why a February 18 Beanie Baby almost ruined my weekend

I was standing in my laundry room at 2 AM wearing my husband Dave's faded Georgetown sweatpants and a nursing bra that had definitely seen better days, violently hacking at the door of our dryer with a butter knife. The...

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The Vintage Buggie Beanie Baby Safety Problem No One Mentions

My mother-in-law dropped a pristine, tag-protected nineties plush insect on my kitchen counter and told me it was an heirloom that would soothe the baby's colic. My best friend texted me that giving a vintage buggie beanie baby to a...

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How to pick a baby's first doll without an airway panic attack

My mother-in-law handed me a beautifully wrapped box last Diwali. Inside was a rigid plastic nightmare with eyelashes you could cut steak with, wearing a tiny, removable pearl necklace. She smiled warmly, called it beta's new best friend, and told...

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My Son's Vintage February 13 Plushie Almost Caused A System Crash

I was sitting on the floor of my home office, watching the Portland rain hammer against the window, when I unboxed a neon pink flamingo from 1995. My mother mailed the package to us last week. Apparently, Ty plush toys...

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The Absurd Reality of Hunting for a December 9 Beanie Baby

My mother-in-law cornered me in the kitchen last Tuesday, holding a 1998 plush dragon by its tail like it was a dead rat. She informed me, with the solemnity of a war general, that placing any soft toy within a...

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Why My Kid's Vintage Birthday Twin Toy Is Banned From The Crib

My wife Sarah caught me in the glow of my dual monitors at 2:14 AM, hovering my cursor over a "Buy It Now" button for a twenty-one-year-old stuffed tiger. I was holding our eleven-month-old in my left arm, furiously typing...

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